Prompt:
You know the old saying that a newspaper headline saying “dog bites man” isn’t worth printing but “man bites dog” really perks up the interest levels amongst the readers? It’s true of course, we all like the more unusual stuff, get bored easily with yet another story about yet another man being bitten.
We have a company dog walking group; and one of the men brings their little dog out everyday. Nothing unusual there you say, except that the dog doesn’t walk anywhere. He’s simply carried from start to end by his owner. We’ve all had a quiet laugh at this owner’s expense except you have to admire the sheer chutzpah of that dog: in refusing ever to walk, he’s reversed the natural order of things and should get his own headline in the work newsletter.
This lab here is where we’ve been experimenting with micro-dosing schizoid patents with LSD. The results have been hugely encouraging (say “thank you Timothy Leary”, folks) and it’s going to make my company a whole shed-load of money when we get final review sign-off approval to offer it to the public. My only concern is that some colleagues are rambling about seeing giant penguins…
Doorway:
