We all know old Harry; he’s on plot 15, the one with the best soil, the best location, the closest to the manure pile. Because he’s on the parish council, so, you know? Bylaws say “no animals”. Harry keeps a fucking python in a shed. A python! It’s not escaped yet as far as we know but…
We went down after the recent rains to check our crappy plot. Harry was there, sitting outside his mansion shed reading a letter. But what really got to us was the open fire over which he was cooking a pot of rice. This isn’t right, it just isn’t.
R is for Rice
“the allotment owner keeps a snake there; he’s sitting reading a letter whilst cooking a pot of rice over an open fire”
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